Smells like Alaska Or what you imagine Alaska smells like while you re watching reality TV and eating Cheetos on the recliner. We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our Soap for A Man s Man smells more like the…
 Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that s just on Twitter. In real life, I m…
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During difficult moments, hope can feel like a distant light. But you have everything you need for the journey, no matter how far the horizon may be. Inside this book is a collection of empowering quotes—to remind you of your resilience, to uplift your spirit, and to recognize your courageous heart. It’s filled with motivation…
 What s a good local IPA? We know you. You re that know-it-all guy at the bar who won t stop talking about beer, beer, beer and more beer. In fact, I can t even get another lukewarm PBR down here because you re hogging the bartender s ear. You know he works for tips,…
And by that, I mean let s unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We ve got our own girl gang and we don t need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. Cuz we…
And by that, I mean let s unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We ve got our own girl gang and we don t need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. Cuz we…
Who you calling old? Not me, pal. I m 21. I ve been 21 for years and I m not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don t you know I still shop at Forever 21? It s called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot…
Your cats are circling the tub, but don t count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don t judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don…
 Real men have curves. Mmmmm… marshmallows. And now there s no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in the hot guy category, Dad Bods are officially in! 21-year-olds are into you, and 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday…
Hi Tired! My name s Dad. Ah, dads. They re the best and the worst. At least when it comes to joke telling. Or sharing memes. Ok, dude. I hear ya. Puns are FUNNY. Except when they re not. Which is basically always. Love ya anyway. Corniest Cornbread ScentedNet Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60…
But you re used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I d say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we re wearing matching dog bone jammies.